In many ways…
Excerpt from the VOTR (Voxtur Of The Ring, The Tale of the Voxtur Bagholder), which is by no means a rip-off of any book you know. It’s not. Trust me.
Book 10, line 7:
“And nine… Nine out of ten shares were sold to the Finnish Voxtur kings and they were to become bagholders. Doomed to live in eternal ruin with tons of (p)ain in their portfolios…”
(This is just some good-natured ribbing, good luck to everyone with their own investments. I’m sure the clouds will clear for that company eventually.)
Ping @Pohjolan_Eka
I asked chatGPT to continue the story…:
”Inside these portfolios lay tons of pa(i)n, and the Voxtur-kings felt the weight of ruin on their shoulders. They knew that only brave and wise leadership could help them survive this trial.
One year, AOL and BlueWater began to prosper and generate profits, and the Voxtur-kings’ investments grew larger than they had ever dared to hope. But they also knew that the downside of success was the danger that ruin could overtake them and their portfolios.
The Voxtur-kings decided to take wise actions and share some of their profits with charity and invest in new and sustainable projects. They began to negotiate cooperation with other countries and companies, and their reputation grew far beyond Finland’s borders.
One day, when the Voxtur-kings had gathered again for counsel, they noticed that the ruin had begun to recede from their portfolios. Tons of pa(i)n had been replaced by steady and sustainable growth, and the value of their investments had risen higher than ever before.
The Voxtur-kings understood that their wise choices and cooperation had helped them overcome the ruin. Their portfolios now shone brighter than ever before, and their incredible returns made the whole world marvel at their success.
And so ended the story of the Voxtur-kings, which had begun in dark ruin but ended in victory and success. Their names remained on the pages of history as an example of how courage, wisdom, and cooperation can achieve when combined with the pursuit of the right investments and sustainable growth.
The reign of the Voxtur-kings continued peaceful and prosperous, and their people enjoyed the fruits of their wise decisions. Around the world, investors began to follow their example and seek ways to make their investments more sustainable and responsible.
Over the centuries, the Voxtur-kings passed their thrones to the next generations, who continued their legacy. Their wisdom and courage lived on in stories and legends that told of incredible returns and overcoming ruin.
Far away in Finland, the land of the Voxtur-kings, the people remembered them with gratitude and pride. Their story was a testament that with the right choices and cooperation, even the greatest challenges could be overcome and a successful future created for both investors and the whole world.
And so, the legend of the Voxtur-kings lived on and inspired generations, teaching them the art of investing and the courage to face challenges together. Their story always reminded of how nine out of ten shares had been given to them, and how they had managed to turn ruin into victory and a source of wealth.”
When @Sijoittaja-alokas visits the office for the first time after this announcement
Sorry in advance for this meme…
Sauli and Juha have such an intense stare that I don’t think I’ll be visiting the office for a while. ![]()
Sippola heading to Ruoholahti to talk with @Petri_Gostowski about the target price:
So how did it go again? Read the analysis, but buy in FOMO chasing the biggest possible target prices ![]()















