Games Workshop has become the 2nd largest stock investment in my portfolio, and partly inspired by this, I decided to do a little Lynchian exploration. I noticed that there’s a game store about 2 kilometers away that focuses on tabletop-style games. The store also has gaming areas for various board games, and yesterday was a Warhammer game day, to which beginners are also welcome, so I thought I’d go there to see how the Warhammer tabletop game is played.
Upon arriving, I was surprised that there were over 20 people there, considering it’s a “niche” game store in a medium-sized city. I went to the counter to ask the salesperson if there was any Warhammer playing today, as I would be interested in watching but had never played before. The salesperson said he wasn’t sure because a Pokemon card game tournament was about to start, but promised to check / look on the store’s Discord, where players apparently announce if they are coming. I said I wasn’t in a hurry, so I waited and looked at the Warhammer figures / packages for sale and the gaming areas.
~15 minutes later, once the Pokemon games had started, the salesperson came to say that it seemed no players would be coming for Warhammer today, but his friend had offered to come and teach the game if I was interested. Since I had reserved several hours for my Lynchian exploration, I said that this suited me well and I could wait, but if I were to play myself, would it be possible to get a loan army, as I don’t have my own. The salesperson’s reply was “hell yes,” and he took me to a gaming spot where his Knight “army” was ready, meaning 2 Knight units. He asked if I wanted to play with these; he also had an orc army, but I said the Knights suited me well. At the same time, we went over my own tabletop gaming knowledge (which was none at all), as well as some basics, and I waited for the salesperson’s friend while the salesperson went to manage the Pokemon tournament.
After about a fifteen-minute wait, the salesperson’s friend arrived, and after introductions, he began preparing the gaming area and his own army. After a brief 10-minute introductory discussion, he suggested we could play one game, and he would teach me as we went. This suited me perfectly. The game mode seemed to be Combat Patrol, which I guess is supposed to be on the “easier” side.
The game itself had a hell of a lot going on. Inch-based distance measurements, all the different dice rolls, objectives and their controls, command phase, movement phase, attack phase, strength vs toughness, what have you. Even though I’ve played a lot of games on computers and consoles (strategy games too), and I think I’m good at concentrating, especially if the topic interests me, my head was spinning at times. Still, I think I somehow managed to “keep up” and learned how it’s supposed to be played.
The game was played over 5 rounds and took a little over 2 hours. Time really flew by while playing and chatting. The outcome was that even though I slaughtered the opponent’s entire Imperial Agents army in the last round without either of my Knights losing even half their HP, I didn’t focus much on the objectives at the beginning of the game, so I lost the game by points, 40p vs 46p. In that sense, it was quite an expected outcome, even though my game partner was clearly lenient with me.
After the game, we chatted a bit more with my game partner; he asked what kind of army interested me (the answer was tentatively Grey Knights, Imperial Fists, or Ultramarines). He then took me to the figure shelf to look at packages, where I found those ready-made Combat Patrol packages for the factions I wanted. I also asked if, once I decided which army to buy, the package included any painting supplies and if painting courses were organized there. The answer was that painting gear unfortunately has to be acquired separately, and like many hobbies, the initial financial threshold can be high, but you can still get started with surprisingly little. Painting courses are not formally given, but he gave me his phone number and promised he could advise / teach painting if I ended up buying an army. We then exchanged phone numbers, and I went home feeling good.
Overall, the experience was actually really fun. I had never really played any tabletop games / D&D-type games before, so I was genuinely surprised by how friendly / helpful people were; I guess it’s part of the social aspect of this hobby. Time flew by while playing. I’ve now joined the store’s Discord server, and the plan is to go play again if and when I have time, and I’ve been eyeing which starter army I might buy for myself as a Christmas present. Previously, I didn’t quite understand how these figures sold for such outrageous prices (those Combat Patrol packages seemed to be around 80-90€ per army, and these are supposed to be “affordable”), but I’m starting to understand this aspect too. If one gets really into it, it’s a fun idea to have a self-painted army in a display case that you could take to play whenever you want. You can even invent your own lore for its background if you wish. Of course, on top of that, there are painting supplies, dice, carrying cases, and other gear. One army isn’t enough after the beginning, so for more active playing, you need to buy several armies for variety. Or if friends ever come over who might be interested in playing, you need several armies to offer options to a friend. And of course, you also need to buy game boards for home for this possibility.
In conclusion, this experience was positive in every way, and it also really opened my eyes to the tabletop gaming side and what attracts people to it. After the experience, I am even more positive about my Games Workshop holdings. Warhammer is constantly growing in popularity, and it seems this hobby is easily accessible if one is interested. If you can try the hobby with loan armies, you don’t need a thick wallet to dare to try it. On the other hand, I no longer wonder so much why people buy these figures at such high prices, and why Games Workshop makes ~70% gross margin and why returns on capital are so good.
As a side note, it seems that with the Games Workshop dividends I’ve received, I could buy a couple of armies… So, buying a starter army would be very justifiable for me 