Pitch #8: FARTCOIN
Ladies and gentlemen.
Brace yourselves.
The FARTCOIN investment case:
This sounds like a joke, and perhaps it is, but I will now explain to you with a rather serious face why the FARTCOIN cryptocurrency has all the prerequisites to rise by at least 1000-2000% from its current market cap of 1.1 billion.
One FARTCOIN is currently worth about 1.10 USD. Without a doubt, anyone who understands anything about investing is now shaking their head and stating that the fair value anyone should be willing to pay for a cryptocurrency named FARTCOIN is zero point zero dollars. I am not trying to argue against that or entice anyone to invest in any cryptocurrency; I am merely explaining an irrational market phenomenon from the perspective of a fundamental investor.
For market context, let it be known that the well-known Dogecoin is currently trading at a value of 35 billion and has reached 60-70 billion a couple of times. The second largest meme, SHIB (a kind of parody of DOGE), has frequently approached the 20 billion level, and at the peak of the last cycle, SHIB’s market cap was about 40 billion. Then we have a bunch of smaller meme cryptocurrencies like TRUMP and PEPE, which have reached a market cap of 10 billion.
The mentioned 10-20x rise from the current situation would put FARTCOIN’s market cap in the range of 10-25 billion, which is a completely moderate level for a Tier 1 meme coin. Unlike Dogecoin, for example, the supply of FARTCOIN is fixed, and its creation does not involve the same kind of manipulation as, for instance, TRUMP-coin.
I will now argue to you why FARTCOIN is, however, much stronger than SHIB, PEPE, or TRUMP, and in my opinion, it has the full potential to be the DOGE of this crypto cycle due to its massive “mindshare” potential and brand value. DOGE is already a tired and outdated millennial meme, which Elon Musk has, at the latest, worn out.
The nihilistic and economically insecure Zoomer generation yearns for a new outlet through which to give the middle finger to skyrocketing house prices, Boomer companies, and AI-stolen job markets. FARTCOIN works on every level of the IQ distribution and has no cultural limitations. The humor is crude but not particularly offensive, making it the perfect universal meme crypto.
The Hot Air Rises slogan cultivated in connection with FARTCOIN is self-ironic and at the same time perfectly describes the crypto bubble and perhaps the broader market situation. The silly, childish humor simply works in this context, as I have yet to see anyone able to mention the FARTCOIN cryptocurrency with a straight face. Furthermore, the FARTCOIN origin story, of a “perfect” meme coin hallucinated in the backrooms of Truth Terminal AI, hits on the hottest investment narratives.
What prevents anyone from inventing an even funnier meme coin? Nothing, but FARTCOIN has reached critical mass and risen from among endless trash coins to be tradable on every major crypto exchange platform. FARTCOIN has also already been brought into public consciousness through financial news and social media in connection with its previous rise. If/when the crypto bubble reaches its final manic climax, a lemming-like herd of newcomers will gravitate around the strongest narratives.
And then the hot air rises again 