Best Investment Quips

I don’t always understand Fingerpori either, I admit, but Aili, could you explain a bit how this quip relates to investing?

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Perhaps that is more related to positioning, and through that, positioning others.

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…so for example, the quip “Germany is a shitty country” is related to the speaker’s positioning and the positioning of the target of the quip…ok?

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Whether it relates to investing or not, it’s incorrect to directly ask a woman to open, even when your own darling is involved.

Voltaire is a good investment guru: ‘Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.’

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Perhaps it wasn’t the original message’s intent, but does it sound like a hype investment case?

:sunglasses:

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I have to save this quip here too, because for the next 7 years these things won’t be remembered at all, nor found anywhere else but in this thread.

:pray:

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Day traders have a new technical analysis developed. The name of the analysis is Trumputin. The analysis has proven to be very effective and simple.

When Trump’s lower jaw drops and his mouth begins to open, it is an immediate sell signal.
When Trump’s lower jaw begins to rise and his mouth begins to close, you get an immediate buy signal.

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What then when Trump does his usual, i.e., pouting? Buy-sell signal.

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"The stock market’s slow and bumpy ‘hesulaatio’”

:sweat_smile: :sweat_smile:

Copyright @Verneri_Pulkkinen

(This is ‘hesulaatio’, the amputation of portfolio activity :musical_note:)

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@Acumen

I chuckled slightly.

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@Verneri_Pulkkinen

I have previously discussed the motives of the trade war in Vartti here.

Now that’s a motive:
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Quick cobblers appreciate it when households regularly have an interest rate review day

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Most of us are sort of semi sosialist but we’re also capitalist

Conni Jonsson, Chairman of the Board of EQT AB, to American investors and analysts in New York
Around 2:12:24

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Warren Buffett on the recent stock market decline (related to Trump’s actions):

"If it makes a difference to you whether your stocks are down 15% or not, you need to get a somewhat different investment philosophy.

The world is not going to adapt to you. You’re going to have to adapt to the world."

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