I just bought/sold (Part 8)

[Perttu_Hamalainen]

@CitizenJ

@Perttu_Hamalainen

I own Kesko shares. So, I always go to the self-checkout, and frankly, those “dividend cutters” hurt my soul.

Next time at the checkout, I might suddenly realize, “Oh shoot, I forgot the quark.” I’ll apologize and start wandering aimlessly toward the refrigerated aisles at the back of the store. I’ll stop at the shelves for a while to deliberate between the quark containers until I pick the cheapest one on the shelf.

Then I’ll head back to the checkout. I’ll pay for my groceries, of course, using a badly crumpled bottle return receipt and a large pile of coins.

Next, I go to pack my groceries, but I realize I’ve forgotten a plastic bag. I’ll try to whine and see if I can get one for free. When the already severely annoyed cashier refuses, I’ll ask for half a dozen of those transparent small bags that are available for free. I’ll pack my groceries and take the items to the car.

At this point, I realize I need to poop, so I return to the store’s restroom to leave a little parting gift—with skid marks, of course.

Sold my entire Kesko position - I don’t think this is going anywhere…